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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tlirsgender
tlirsgender

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

pethellhounds

THIS

Just stop, ppl

the-peculiar-bi-tch
ultimatebottom69: “north-bi-northwest: “pocketrunner: “ srsfunny: “An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War ” “My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a...
srsfunny

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

pocketrunner

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.”
- Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

north-bi-northwest

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

ultimatebottom69

God fucking damnit. We were so close to have the perfect plan.